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Things THEY Can’t Do: I have many blacks in my family who colour themselves white with cream. Muslims. Here are just a few of the things they can’t and won’t do.

They won’t wash dishes in the wrong company of white people without gloves. I often think that’s why dishwashers were invented. They won’t take swimming or gym in schools, or anywhere, or take a shower, instead they produce a note from a doctor excusing them, although I think most teachers are the same as them now. Our gym teacher at school was one of them and that was a long time ago. Fowlie. Long gone of course. They can’t join the RNLI because they would enter the water white and come out black. Makes me laugh now at the excuses my half sister used to avoid a swim in the sea. They won’t tolerate people who arrive unannounced, this much I do know, because they must scramble to apply whitener. They invented motor and your on disease. Fact. (Motor Neuron Disease) This much I also know. The cream will survive a rain shower. That is just a few things they have to avoid.