Elton John For James Bond?:Why not. He’s faked his way into almost everything else
Actually he’d be great playing the villain. He has a head start. He could play a Character called Reggie de Wight? A really sordid individual who has built a following of gays and lesbians and is plotting to wipe straight people off the planet by witchcraft and telepathy. A real God hater. Q (Is it Q?) has discovered a way to intercept his transmissions and pass them on to 007. The story might begin with a briefing in the Mi6 offices by the river Cherbar. Sorry I meant the river Thames. You might have a problem even before you leave this building James M was telling him. True enough he had to shoot his way out past the gays who work there. ‘Thank God it’s not GCHQ, he thought, or I’d never have made it out.’ (Like it so far?) You should write the rest yourselves. Continued. First stop Ukraine to drop off the Russian beauty appointed to help him, but she bailed out of the plane over Europe saying I’ll meet you at a Reggie de Wight concert. He knew then she must be gay. Meanwhile the villain is talking on the phone somewhere. “No, no you don’t have to call me sir,” he was saying and hung up, but pity help you if you don’t his husband muttered in the background. You write the rest. ????
