Erect Penises By Two: Something to make you smile at the year’s end. 2021.
Years ago youngsters left a drawing of an erect penis on a bus, and I wrote on the back of the A4 sheet of paper when I found it stuck to the rear of the seat in front of me. Waste not want not I thought. You know the type of simple drawing they used to do a lot of all over the world. People like ‘Banksie’.
Some time after a woman I’d never seen before grabbed hold of me really roughly and threatened me if I wouldn’t sign her friend’s plaster cast on a broken leg. No one touches me in that way and talks to me in that way and gets away with it. You know the type, big, and brash and loud and violent. The violence solves everything, and gets them what they want, type. Like my mother was. Eat your heart out Banksie. I never even looked at the person wearing the plaster. I didn’t get the chance. I’ve no idea who she was, or what became of her, but I left them with a comment as requested, and a perfect drawing of an erect penis on the plaster. Take that bullies. Behave in future, because God is with me. P.S. My thanks to the youngster who gave me the quick answer.
