Ed Here. Writing About This Covid – 19 Plot:

Ed Saying: “It is a clever plot devised by Soaps and carried on across all of their programmes. EastEnders, Holby City, News Papers, BBC News, Channel 4 News and all the others, and it , , , ,”

Gordon Says: “Hold it Ed. That is not true. Covid is a real virus and deadly for some people.”

Ed Says: “No Gordon I’m telling you about a very clever cross Soaps story line, and , , , ,”

Gordon Says: “Your wrong Ed. We have to trust that it is a curse sent by God to end the making of Soaps, and as a punishment for not hanging organised criminals such as gays and lesbians, and there is more to come.” (Please don’t argue with this folks. It is in the Bible for good reason. The transgressors are come to the full)

Ed Replies: “No Gordon. Expect Barbara Windsor to make a comeback in the Soap pub soon. It’s for making money.”

Gordon Says: “Only possible by resurrection Ed., and speaking about money,

Much has been said lately about the way we are paid for our music by streaming services. I’m not interested in the money. I’m a preacher; not a performer, but I took a look at my own record of payments from streaming services, and one of the things I discovered about the 0.00000000001 numbers is that there is one or two 0’s less if the track is longer. In other words one earns slightly more for a longer track. (A lot of plays for ten cents) At least I think that is how it works. I’m happy though – Please keep listening and enjoying, and we’ll let Elton John and Co. worry about the money.”